errorwear: embrace your computer problems

  Embrace your computer problems.
  100% cotton, 200% error.
  No jokes, no logos, just errors.
  $15.49 + shipping. You'll love it.

The king daddy of all error messages. I don't care what hard-ass OS you think you're running, Windows deserves all kinds of credit for an error message that starts "A fatal exception has occurred". There is just no coming back from this screen, and Windows doesn't sugar coat it. The phrasing is so simple, even a human can understand the ramifications: it's FATAL. Your program has passed away. Make funeral arrangements and then move on with your life.

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Windows

A fatal exception 0E has occurred at 0028:C00068F8 in VxD VMM(01) +
000059F8. The current application will be terminated.

* Press any key to terminate the application.
* Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to restart your computer. You will
lose any unsaved information in all applications.

Press any key to continue

2008 08 20

The Olympics! Could anyone have expected an Olympics update at Errorwear? Is it that I have Olympic fever? No, I still have Error fever. Blue Screen of Death Strikes Bird's Nest During Opening Ceremonies Torch Lighting.

As expected, this event has lead to a flood of orders for the BSOD shirts from China. Just kidding. :(

2007 08 27

NEW SHIRT!

RED RING OF DEATH (Xbox360)

An Errorwear T-shirt was seen on the UK TV show "The IT Crowd", a sitcom about 3 quirky IT workers. The character Roy wears a 256th LEVEL OF PACMAN for nearly the entire episode. Good stuff. Click the link below to watch the clip.

Each selection for PICTURE OF THE MONTH wins a t-shirt. Submit yours to chris@errorwear.com today.

Please check out the errorwear sister site: Ministry of T-Shirts. Wartime and propaganda posters on American Apparel tees. Cool!