Do you love a T-shirt that displays a witticism clearly defining the wearer as both King of the Cubicle and/or Captain of Kitsch?
Have you developed a fear of error messages, and would you love a chance to reclaim the computer's power over you?
Are you sick of all your geek T's being oversized, overwashed, and overpriced?
Want to make a big splash at the next Def Con? LAN Party? Office meeting?
Do you work in tech support? Have you ever used Windows for even a brief moment?
Be the envy of anyone who has ever crashed.