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BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH (WINDOWS 2000/XP)
Apparantly Win2000 is the shy quiet type compared to the verbosity of NT4's full screen display. The new millenium is all about style over substance. Bah, like you did anything with all that NT driver info anyway. Windows 2000 assumes you don't know what the hell you're doing, so you're told to run off crying to mommy, aka "your system administrator".
*** Address F09D42DA base at F09D4000, DateStamp 39f459ff - CRASHDD.SYS
Beginning dump of physical memory
Physical memory dump complete. Contact your system administrator or technical support group.
2009 06 24
Big news at Errorwear: The launch of the MS BUNDLE, an Errorwear first! Three shirts, packed together in a theme for a discount. I learned that customers like this from Amazon.com! If this goes well, I'll offer more theme packs. Help me help you, people.
The MEDIA page has been updated with easy to use, one-click embedded YouTube clips. Roaring into 2006! June's PIC OF THE MONTH is also pretty great too.
2009 04 08
I've really dropped the ball of updating the pics of the month, but I have a good reason: I've been busy trying to secure some of that bailout money that has been going around. But then Obama tried to force me to resign in exchange for the government loan and needless to say, I refused and turned down the money. I can't imagine a life without stuffing t-shirts into envelopes. There would be no point in living.
Long ago Chris Errorwear made some shareware games as a teenager. Here is a webpage about long lost DOS gem Evasive Maneuvers. Check it!
Also, to the people in Hungary and Cypruss who order lots of shirts and then commit fraud to get them free: not cool! You're hurting one guy with that stunt, me. Go scam amazon.com or something, you jerks. I've got rent to pay over here.
Digging through the VHS tape archives, I recently digitized this 2002 Errorwear appearance "Moneyline". Mark Saltzman appears wearing the shirt on a segment of "TechWise" which is a segment on "MoneyWise" which is a segment on a Canadian news show. (Canada is a segment of North America). Click to go to the media page and see the video!
Each selection for PICTURE OF THE MONTH wins a t-shirt. Submit yours to chris@errorwear.com today.
Please check out the errorwear sister site: Ministry of T-Shirts. Wartime and propaganda posters on American Apparel tees. Cool!